my wife and the movies

A collection of quotes detailing the lessons my wife learns from the movies

Neverland (2011)

“Peter Pan is quite good at organized crime!”

“Never trust adults in Neverland - especially when they are in the midst of having sex.”

“Peter got his awesomeness from swimming in a sparkly pool of magicalness?!”

“When someone repeatedly lies to you and tricks you, maybe you shouldn’t believe them when they make a promise to help you!”

“Guns are a coward’s weapon - it’s much braver to fight with sharp, pointy sticks.”

“Never shoot guns in a cave - bad things happen.” 

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