John Carter (2012)
“Don’t touch glowing objects if you don’t know what they are - bad things usually happen!”
“If you find strange, alien eggs you should RUN AWAY.”
“Don’t try to fight your captors when they outnumber you a billion to one. You’ll lose.”
“Even if the princess is beautiful, she probably comes with a lot of baggage. Like bad guys trying to kill you.”
“When the bad guy is not dead, don’t throw away your only ticket back to the love of your life!”
“When your hair is that long, don’t have a beard too. It makes you look like a giant ball of hair which is unattractive.”
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