my wife and the movies

A collection of quotes detailing the lessons my wife learns from the movies

Contraband (2012)

“And that’s why you never throw away a tarp with ugly markings on it…it might be a Jackson Pollack.”

“And that’s why you shouldn’t get in fist fights…your knuckles get all bloody and messy.”

“And that’s why you don’t get into illegal smuggling!”

“And that’s why you should take self defense classes.”

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